Granny Smith Bot

Granny Smith is always in development. She's an Interactive HelpBot who Talks back you  ya.

I'm looking for ways to Improve her and make her more useful. I need your help with Suggestions...

These can Be Frequently asked Questions in the dream, Random Sayings or quotes anything that will make her more interesting and fun to have in the dream.

Another possibility is doing something with Cookies... Not sure what to do there

Also I'd like to Do Something with Granny Telling stories... Can't do much unless theres a Story to tell and I Got One from the Show... Granny talking about PonyVilles beginning

Catch Phrases (Chat Module) 

(hello) means Generic Hello greeting

Chicken
(hello) Granny
(hello) everypony
(hello) yall
(hello) everyone
(hello) everybody

Ready, Granny!
ready granny
    zap apple jam
    Party Granny

Night everypony
g'night everypony
G'Night, Everypony

Seey ya

Snake
rattler

pokes granny
pokes da bot
pokes the bot

Silly bot

holds Granny Smith hostage
takes granny hostage
holds Granny hostage

takes cane
takesgrannies cane

sleep granny
quiet granny
quiet now granny
hush granny

goes to help granny
helps granny

How are you

apple pie

buy a house
buy a garden
by an aparement
sell a house
sell a garden
sell an apartment